A postcard from surprisingly PLANET

A postcard from surprisingly PLANET   (C) Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.Seeking a resting place somewhere in the world, I recently booked a deep discount on the couch Dodgy? White Elephant Express Space Shuttle ', a little known place in a galaxy far, far away. IT? (also known as HD 36405.b) is not your average? oddball? Exo-planets by rocks, agitation, at the end and zip in a nearby star in less than 2.46 days.Most linear thinkers have great difficulty understanding why someone, even as it? spirit? might be interested in a planet called? IT?. It is not a linear thinker with an investment in? Right? Answer, I do not have? t is a hoot. After all, what a (walking on water and listens to miffed mortals all day long) can be used for a frigging night, now you ask? If true, (after reading excerpts from random? The Itty Bitty Bunkum Book on Life, the universe and almost everything under the sun to not forget Stuff ongoing remote galaxies), I was simply delirious. After his note to the author, Dr. Jäa LEFFER,? This is a? Must see? for people with little time on their hands and a keen interest in things harmless. As planets go? IT? is a po 'ho-hum celestial pit-stop with a single exception, perhaps? welcome the announcement that says? Cosmic Cowboys - Welcome to the most unexplored operations of the galaxy? Top Flop Fairy and masses of Gadflies? IT? by colonies of rice, green grasshoppers. What do you expect to live far away fantasy hellhole like this? But what? IT? strictly speaking a strange place, was the fact that the inhabitants Munch on green, biodegradable waste bags just for fun. Missing masticating capabilities, the gadflies process their food by vigorously jumping up and down is. No wonder they do not need to fast-food franchises, strip malls or landfills! However, I have taken up this picturesque postcard of the blessed ballyhooing buglugs. They seem very happy, but not? T be deceived. In fact, they? Once again as a gang of grasshoppers levy. Not? T play golf, eat burgers, or drink beer - and none can frost a rock! Come to think that, in addition to bugs and the elusive flop fairy, this pathetic little planet has to offer! For the "IT" for example, life? IT? is just one shy tittynope *. The Jolly green grasshoppers and the carefully tended green fairways with sand traps as far as the eye can see certainly a completely harmless. Unfortunately, without a couple of golf courses, a dimpled white ball, and the idea that 19th Hole, even on this planet -? IT? how funny is how the pocket toads! Life Lesson 42: Do not forget to talk with your travel agent first ever on a flight of fantasy of a planet called? IT? in a galaxy called? Have a nice day! __________*" Tittynope "for you-Peck whiffling word means" a little something left. " If you want to know what those green, glad to locusts "IT" look like - ask every four years or, failing such request for help from a club member to fly. The author Theolonius McTavish is a little 'far-out torque (of lesser importance and of great importance in the scheme of things). When not probing odd things somewhere in the depths of the universe, he enjoys chinwagging happy with all types of folk music on